LADIES! and purse carrying men...What's in your purse?

I have:





My wallet


Small Coconut Lime Verbena body spray


two tubes of Carmex


1 tube of frosty pink lip gloss


a mechanical pencil


2 ticket stubs from Harold and Kumar 2


Orbit gum


dead cell phone


ponytail


2 hot pink hair clips with lil bows on them


fingernail file


a bank deposit receipt


a small mirror


Purell hand sanitizer

LADIES! and purse carrying men...What's in your purse?
Gross Pocket Protector... she's only 13.





You have an actual Ponytail in your purse? Whose is it...
Reply:- Agenda (with a post-it pad and a pen/highlighter inside)


- Wallet


- Small make-up bag (which contains eye mascara, loose powder, lip balm/colour, 2 hair clips/ponytail, small btl of hand lotion)


- Small pk of Aloe Vera anti-bacterial hand wipes


- I have Orbit gum too! This week it's Lemon


- Small btl of extra strength Mace attached to my keys


- "Políticos, los nuevos amos" by Francisco Rubiales. A book I've been reading lately.
Reply:i carry my go-go gadget accessory kit... complete with a baseball bat, tree trimmers, nail polish remover, a single duck feather, magnifying glass, two strips of bacon, i would say cash but well i don't have any of that, my nose hair trimmer, and lastly and definitely not least an extra chain for the chainsaw...
Reply:I don't carry a purse...or a satchel or whatever they call those 'man purses' now. Just a wallet. If I don't have enough pockets..I don't take it, whatever it is.





But I know a certain Dalek who carries things like Sharpies and small fire extinguishers (he thinks it's pepper spray ..uh yeah right) in his. Ask him..bet he'll give you a run for your money.
Reply:(Licking my lips now in a quirky, street-cred way, and smiling slyly with a clever smirk on my face...)





"I gotcha' purse rye cheer, baby! Yay Yeah!"





(Now sauntering away with a street-wise swagger, gribbing the front baggy part of my oversized black chinos...and beginning to wonder upon stoner reflection if my clever play on the word "purse" might not have had the "effect" I was looking for initially...Hmm...We're still going out next Saturday night, right?!? Don't let one bad apple spoil the whole bunch, gurl! Youze knows whaddeye' mean?!?)
Reply:Pickles


cell phone


map of BapaBBear's house


spare plunger-arm thingy


small cat


vandalized photo of The Doctor


framed photo of Davros


armor polish and de-ruster wax


bolt cutters


gauze


small box for BapaBBear's thumbs


miniature disco ball


3-5 Starbursts candies
Reply:Wallet(full of PENNIES)


another wallet(with rest of money)


A pencil


A pen


Little mirror


Lip gloss


Dead cell phone


a coke


hand sanitizer


a chocolate bar


a 10 pound weight (incase someone comes up behind me and I need to hit them with my purse!)





I don't use that purse often.





=)
Reply:*makeup bag which includes powder, lip gloss, face brush, *comb, chap stick, blush and mascara


*sunglasses


*cell phone


*wallet


*backup tampons
Reply:wallet


makeup bag (w/ makeup)


sometimes gum


chapstick


and other personal stuff
Reply:I noticed you side-stepped ompelle's ponytail question.


I'd be a little less scared of you if you answered that, please.
Reply:wallet, makeup, cell phone, notepad, tampon (slim) i'm not bragging.
Reply:I have:


my wallet


purse size tissues


hand sanitizer


lipstick


lip gloss


small mirror


3 pens


pad of paper


pictures of the family


comb


2 hair clips


cell phone


calender


bank receipt


a lot of receipts from different stores
Reply:wallet


hand sanitizer


hand lotion


nail file


tweezers


chapstick


mini pocket sewing kit


smokes


gum


tylenol


calgon body mist-perfect bliss


nail clippers


and baby oragel
Reply:Bills, Identification, lipstick, cellphone, eyeliner
Reply:My orange underwear a bikini top $20 in change sunblock 10 credit cards bobby pins lube taser and lip gloss.
Reply:Vibrator


batteries


lip gloss


Altoids


lighter


tums


Binaca
Reply:a cat


a small jar of 8" blond hair that smells of roses


a 6" steak knife


a ski mask
Reply:Bologna and a piece of broken glass from my window.
Reply:I have a midget in my purse!
Reply:I don't have a purse - but I washed my cheque book with my jeans the other day if that helps
Reply:" It's a FANNY PACK, thank you !"
Reply:I don't carry a purse
Reply:ky, its really all i need
Reply:bricks so I can beat with it
Reply:who cares!!!